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Say what?Listen up, Bucko. How would you like to own the guitar Hendrix played at Woodstock? Or maybe B.B. King's Lucille? Too bad it's never gonna happen. Unless... There's this old friend of mine - Mike Rice - and he makes the most incredible miniature guitar reproductions on the planet. It's just the absolute coolest thing for the rabid guitar fan (okay, wipe the foam from around yer mouth!) Click the thumbnails below to check out the merchandise. Go on, do it. I'll wait. |
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Impressed yet?Try this letter from one of Mike's customers:
Still not blown away?Fine, would ya trust Dean Markley? (Yeah, THE Dean Markley of Dean Markley Strings, Inc.) Check this out:
Okay, okay - awesome stuff - but how much do they cost? Well, Bucko, they start as low as - wait for it - $99 (check the 1958 Explorer) and can run as high as $1000 depending on the size, detail and materials used (check the 1960 Les Paul that won 1st Place at the Oklahoma State Fair.) Wanna see some of Mike's latest work? Click here and here.
Remember, these are hand-made, one of a kind creations. No one will ever own the exact same guitar. Ya can even order a custom black display case to keep everyone's grubby fingers off yer masterpiece. Got a friend who has everything? NOT! Now ya know what to get 'em! How do ya get one? Simple. Send an e-mail with a description of yer dream guitar, or ask about one of the guitars on this page. Mike'll e-mail ya back to discuss how much. If ya like the price - and Mike thinks yer worthy - ya send a deposit and he makes the guitar. When it's finished he'll ship yer guitar C.O.D. If ya don't like it, send it back undamaged for a full refund. Interested? Click here to send Mike an e-mail. Life's short, Bucko. Don't get cheap on me now.
Oh, yeah and thankya - thankya very much. Thanks loads - now let's leave the building.
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