It was bound to happen, Bucko.

I finally started my own company, Umbrella. Need a great web site or logo? How about some nifty 3D animation? I'm yer chicken! Try it, you’ll like it!

http://www.umbrellaumbrella.com


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Meet Eric Vaughn, a real live magician!

So click the duck, Bucko. Do it NOW!
(Tell ’em Ruprecht sent ya! )


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Napoleon the Mad Cow
Napoleon the Mad Cow


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Got a friend who has everything? DOES NOT! Check out:

THE RICEMAN COMETH

Like a good story? Check these out (DO IT!):

MIKE MOLTER STORIES


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And now for a short love story...

I once had two girlfriends named Tina and Marge and we had a lot of fun together. But when I met my true love, Martha, I called them up and said, “I've met the love of my life and I won't be able to date you anymore. We had a lot of good times and yer gonna find somebody to call yer own someday, too.”

They became very sad and depressed and were on the verge of tears when of course I said, “Don't cry for me Marge and Tina.”

That didn't seem to help at all. They called me a name and hung up.

Love's funny that way.


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Okay, why did the punk rocker cross the road?

He was stapled to a chicken. (Ouch!)

[Submitted by kayandkei@aol.com.]


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Any suggestions?
(Watch it, Bucko, yer perilously close to a bad hair year.)

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Take a picture - it'll last longer!