Est. July 20th, 1995. The world has been saved at least 1,000,000 times since January 1996.
Fun:
Trucker, the greatest unsigned band in America, has a great new song about government lies, damned lies and the reckless abuse of power.
Click here to listen. (Trucker rocks!).
Friends:
Okay, Bucko, here’s the drill...
You got questions, I got answers. Look, I already know what yer gonna ask, but I'm gonna make ya say it anyways, see? So ya know who’s in charge here. And no wisecracks about blue chickens either, or somethin’ very unpleasant could happen, if you get my drift.
And now for a few words about Mad Cow Disease...
How do ya work this thing? Thought ya’d never ask. Just form a question deep in yer brain, concentrate (don't strain yerself, Bucko) and click one of my really cool buttons. I’ll take it from there.
Oh yeah, I almost forgot. If my answer doesn’t fit yer question, ya weren’t concentratin’ hard enough. Get over it!
Click here for why I crossed the road and here for the good & bad news. Don’t be a weak weasel, Bucko. Yer gonna do it, so just do it.
Okay,
who did this?
Er...uh...please, oh Great One,
who created this true wonder?
Still here? (You really are easliy amused aren’t you!) Okay fine.
Click here if you love animals, here to see my ’67 Saab, here to see our first rally win, and here to meet my brother from Senegal!
Oh, yeah, and click here if ya got a question or suggestion for me. (Make it good, Bucko, ya don't wanna waste my time, if ya know what I mean...)
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Yo! This is a Microsoft free zone. No Microsoft products were used in it's construction. Microsoft has been convicted in a court of law for abusing their ill-gained monopoly power. Shame on them! Microsoft on the ’net – just say no.
